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Midwife Crisis

Single Mom to Peanut and Parrot Bo. Midwife. Theater Geek. Foul Mouthed. Vlogging my adventures in online dating. Maybe a little too honestly. I have kik...send an ask for the username:)

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May 19 '13
fascinatinglydull:

myshelipartdeux:

I agree.

Yeah….

Yes, please

fascinatinglydull:

myshelipartdeux:

I agree.

Yeah….

Yes, please

(Source: keeleycougarmellencamp)

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May 19 '13

brewingbakasana:

Except every time I mediate.

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May 19 '13

gradientlair:

Malcolm X, El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz - May 19, 1925 – February 21, 1965. Happy Birthday.

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May 19 '13
I AM!! Lol!

I AM!! Lol!

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May 19 '13
New “old” dress.

New “old” dress.

83 notes Tags: hand me downs rock!

May 19 '13
Nope! I switched to diet coke very early in the evening! The bags under my eyes couldn’t be avoided :P

Nope! I switched to diet coke very early in the evening! The bags under my eyes couldn’t be avoided :P

8 notes Tags: doulaness

May 19 '13
In my concert blacks for my chorus performance. 

Show time!

In my concert blacks for my chorus performance.

Show time!

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May 19 '13

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May 19 '13

Conversation with slightly intoxicated ex SIL bachelorette

  • Me: Any cute single guys in the wedding party?
  • Her: NO. None for you! You'll like him, you'll marry him, he'll have a sister who will be your new sister in law, you'll like her better and then I'm going to have to punch the bitch.

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May 19 '13
Getting home at 4:15 in the morning and it has NOTHING to do with delivering babies:) 

My legs are killing me from dancing all night. Awesome:)

Goodnight!

Getting home at 4:15 in the morning and it has NOTHING to do with delivering babies:)

My legs are killing me from dancing all night. Awesome:)

Goodnight!

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